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> > Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
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> > Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
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> > Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's
> > daughter.'
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> > Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'
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> >
> >
> > Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
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> >
> >
> > Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
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> > Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to
> > marry!'
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> >
> >
> > Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the
> > World Bank.'
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> > Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
> >
> >
> >
> > Finally Father goes to see the president of the World
> > Bank.
> >
> >
> >
> > Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a
> > vice-president. '
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> >
> >
> > President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents
> > than I need!'
> >
> >
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> > Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's
> > son-in-law.'
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> >
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> > President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'
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> > This is how business is done!!
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> >
> >
> > Moral: Even If you have
> > nothing, You can get
> > Anything. But your attitude should be positive
> >
> >
> >
> > What is
> > Marketing?
> >
> >
> >
> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
> >
> > You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry
> > me!'
> >
> > That's Direct Marketing
> >
> >
> >
> > You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
> > gorgeous girl.
> >
> > One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you
> > says, 'He's very rich.
> > Marry him.'
> >
> > That's Advertising.
> >
> >
> >
> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
> >
> > You go up to her and get her telephone number.
> >
> > The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich.
> > Marry me.'
> >
> > That's Telemarketing.
> >
> >
> >
> > You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
> >
> > You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to
> > her and pour her a
> > drink..
> >
> > You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she
> > drops it, offer her
> > a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich
> > 'Will you marry me?'
> >
> > That's Public Relations.
> >
> >
> >
> > You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
> >
> > She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich,
> > I want to marry you.'
> >
> > That's Brand
> > Recognition.
> >
> >
> >
> > You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
> >
> > You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
> >
> > She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
> >
> > That's
> > Customer Feedback